we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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