He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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