I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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