You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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