let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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