pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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