Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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