Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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