Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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