But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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