do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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