i don't like sucking hair
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need a beard to bite.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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