i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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