so explain again why im purple
no
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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