is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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