New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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