i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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