My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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