best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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