we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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