You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize