Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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