At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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