triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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