Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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