He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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