Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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