This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
tequila makes me forget i have legs
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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