Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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