Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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