Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
