Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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