Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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