I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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