Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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