Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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