just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
