have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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