Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
