I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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