she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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