white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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