yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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