id be glad to
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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