The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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