Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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