so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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