we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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