Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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