Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i drank out of a bidet.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I can't put those talents on a resume
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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