Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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