IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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