he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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