I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Randomize