You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
