Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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