Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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