Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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