If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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