Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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