so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
